"Spacious Entryway"
"Guest and Master Bath-in-One"
"Cozy Kitchenette"
"Miniscule Trash Area"
Complete with
"Quaint Living Area"
...and...
"Expansive Bedroom--
--Large Enough for Two Beds"
...comes with...
...HBO...
...pull-out couch-bed...
...two tvs...
...one super-duper remote control for both tvs...
...unlimited towel supply...
...complementary breakfast...
...housekeeping...
...dinette for 3...
...and many other...
...amenities...
...current tenants seek...
...more permanent housing...
...missing their own beds...
...and their own pillows...
...and their denim couch...
...and their own shower...
...and the coffee maker...
...and the DVR...
...and the Xbox...
...and their Sandy-dog...
...and the peace and quiet of...
...their own...
...space...
