Today was
National French Fry Day
...and also...
I had a
...bunch...
of
potatoes
that needed to get
...used...
so
I thought I
...would try...
to make
homemade
French Fries
but
I've told you before
that
you shouldn't let me
...in the kitchen...
if I have any
...notions...
about
preparing a meal
I'll keep this
...short and sweet...
and
let you know that
nothing
...out of the ordinary...
happened
I cut myself
(it was much worse
when the blood was gushing)
and
I burned myself
and
I prepared a meal
that included
limp
oil-soaked
half-done
half burned
overly salted
French Fries
(in which
a microwave,
the oven,
and
a frying pan were all
...used...)
...and...
BBQ chicken
...and...
a can of baked beans
(which was the highlight
of the meal)
I used to know how to cook
...before Pinterest...
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