#249/365--My Comedic Life

Got this in the mail today...

A) I haven't been building anything

B) I'm not the one who only painted 1/3 of the exterior of my home

C) I'm also not the one who mislaid the shingles

D) I didn't ask for a fire on Christmas Morning

E) I'm not purposefully having water damage,

 for you see, 

I could use the extra money 

for pedicures

 and new clothing 

and a cute hair style.

F) It wasn't my dumpster parked out front for 5 months.

G) That wasn't my construction mess out there in the driveway...

H) Is there anyone out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe....

I) Is there a "God's Purpose for Dummies" book

...because I don't think...

...I'm getting it...